fangirl over EXO spam. (part 1)

so yeah. hey. i'm back. again. but today, i am spamming you guys with EXO and their perfection. ok? ok. it will begin now. 

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omfg. look at him. his stare. asdfghjkljaheuqmahakhehq. just ohmygod. stop creeping up my list, kris. 

holy flying fucks. unf. dat sexy stare. unffff. stawp it, suho. stawp. before i want to rip off your shirt. 

okay, never mind, he took it off for me. but. holy krisus. someone help me. "help! i've fallen and i can't get up!" dammit, suho. i'd tap dat ass any day. sowwy, my feels are just all over the place. 

thank you, tao for explaining it in such a lovely way for me. 

okay, okay, sehun is bringing duh sexiness back in da house. to my feels' luck. 

breathe in, breathe out. i need to calm the fucks down. omfg. just let me love you, kai and sehun. unnf, dat jawline, and unnfff, i want to touch dat stomach. 

is anyone even reading this? o.o

school starts for me next week- *cries* and i haven't even started my homework yet. *cries harder* i also haven't even updated my fanfic on AFF yet. *cries even harder* TT~TT i'm such a failure. all of that is happening and i'm worrying over if you guys are even reading this blog? keke, it's okay if you guys don't read it or if you don't even know this blog exists. it's all alright. i'll just fangirl all by myself and if you guys don't love me, our lovely babies, EXO will. yesh, EXO loves me. i mean. i'm pretty sure they do. NOT. THEY NEVER WILL. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST! sorry, that is my conscience talking. i'm weird, aren't i? well, to reassure you that i'm not depressed and going to jump off a cliff and die over that fake fact that i never will meet EXO. that is a lie. a pure l i e. because i met them. well, not all twelve members of EXO. *sniffles and wipes a tear* but meeting half of them was enough for me. because not everyone has a chance to meet them and i truly am sorry because i did and they didn't which is not fair. why does the world have to be so unfair??? 

but yeah, i met EXO-M at KCON. i swear to god, it was the most awkward meeting they probably ever had because i was standing there with chanyeol's famous creeper smile. 

i kids. i was standing there with like a normal smile, trying so hard not make it into a creeper one like chanyeol's. earlier when i was in line waiting for it to be my turn to meet them, i saw a girl hold her hand out to each and every one of them, and they..... SHOOK IT! *gasps* i was like i didn't know you can touch them! so when i found out i could, my facial expression was like this, 

so when i did finally walked up to meet them. i was tongue-tied by their handsomeness and closeness proximity to me. like wtf? this is the worst possible time that my mouth couldn't move! so all i did was wave and all they did was wave back and smile so sweetly. ohmygod. it was heavenly. while they signed my stuffs, i held a hand out like the other girl did and when they finished signing, they held my hand in theirs and shook it! holy shisus. EXO-M FREAKING TOUCHED MY HAND. ME. MYSELF. I TOUCHED EXO-M'S HANDS. am i alive? it was so surreal. especially when lay smiled at me and showed his dimple. holy fcks. i thought i was going to die. but luckily i didn't. okay, imma stop there. i don't want to do this to you guys. since some of you probably didn't meet them yet. but when you guys do, i'm pretty sure it will be a way better meeting than mine and you'd probably leave an impression on them and they'd fall in love with you and you guys would make babies and you would all live happily together. while i would just be #foreveralone reading fanfics. 

i am going to go now. see you guys later. gonna get started on my homework because i have nothing else to do and it's due next week. *sigh* the perks of no social life. 

S.M. The Performance - Spectrum

S.M. The Performance - Spectrum ohmygod. have you guys seen this? it's from the sbs gayo daejun performance. it is just amazing. words can't describe their performance. the group who performed consisted of yunho of tvxq, eunhyuk and donghae of super junior, taemin and minho of shinee, and lastly, my most favorite members (sorry for being so biased) KAI & LAY from E X O. like ermahgawd. i literally jumped up and down and clapped like a retarded seal while giggling uncontrollably when i heard their names from the mc's. when it started, my eyes were automatically glued to the screen. and then when kai and my babeh lay started dancing, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. i just lost control. holy shisus. they looked so h o t and s e x y. just UNFFF. whoever did their makeup must be so proud because they did an absolute amazing job at making them look s e x y as hell. i just wanted to lick the screen right then and there. but i couldn't because my mom was there, watching me with me. *sigh and sniffles* my babies are so near yet so far. *sobs* WAAAAEEE??? they're trying to keep us apart. but don't worry, EXO, my babies, i will figure out a way for us to be together somehow! 

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excuse my very desperate fangirl imagining moment there. i totally went off topic. as i was saying, the performance was like a fangirl's dream. having it come to life and performed by like the hottest guys ever a l i v e was unbelievable and my heart failed me at that moment. i just couldn't control my feels. and i still can't. here's a picture to describe how i feel. 

do you guys understand now? i bet you do. i don't what to say now. sooo.... 

ah, yes. this gif always helps. i guess it's time for me to say goodbye. see you guys later! ^-^ as always, saranghae or wo ai ni! <3 

hai. this is the awkward turtle, that is me.

annyeonghaseyo, *insert my name which you don't know here*-iminda! *bows 90 degrees* ohmygod. what do i even say? errrr. who wants to fangirl over EXO? do you guys know EXO or who they are? no? okie then. i'll try my best to keep quiet about them.

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A N I ! i can't do this. MUST MENTION E X O. ermahgawd. let me start with lay. he is the definition of dayummm fine-ness and perfection. you see that guy who is my background for my blog AND profile picture? yeah, that is him. he has that one dimple which i just l o v e. eeeekkk! <- (excuse my little fangirl moment there.) he is also quite the dancing machine which makes him ten times more s e x i e r than he already is. lay is not his real name though yixing is. lay is just his stage name. yixing is real name. zhang yixing to be exact. ok, here's some things you should know about him, Z H A N G - Y I X I N G - I S - A - U N I C O R N  you got that? yesh, of course you did. another thing you should know is that he has a D I M P L E, which i oh-so love dearly, on his right cheek. oops, did i already mention that? *shrugs* oh well. 

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ohmygod. did you guys notice how many dashes i put every time i separate the paragraphs??? i put T W E L V E dashes!!!! T W E L V E = TOTAL # OF MEMBERS IN E X O. genius, aren't i? (; i guess this all i am going to post for today. thanks for reading. come back....  NEVER! keke, i kids. :p BYE! SARANGHAE if EXO-K, Chen, Xiumin, or Korean people ever read this & WO AI NI if EXO-M or Chinese people ever read this. 

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p.s. a little fact, the band i absolutely l o v e is called EXO when they are all together. they are split up into sub-unit groups, six members each. there is EXO-K & EXO-M. for EXO-K, the K stands for Korean, the language that they sing in, and for EXO-M, the M stands for Mandarin, the language that they speak in. but when they do concerts, showcases, performances, they usually perform all together as one (see what i did there? *wink-wink* no, you didn't? ok..), twelve members together on the stage. but most of the time, EXO-M promotes in China while EXO-K promotes themselves in Korea. and about them being one. it's part of their introduction which goes like this, "We are O N E! Annyeonghaseyo, EXO-iminda!" then they bow down. ok. that should explain how EXO works. i love them so much. i love you, my babies 5ever!